How to say you might not believe what i'm about to tell you, so don't be surprised. in Japanese
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こんなこんな(konna) (adj-pn) such , or about ideas expressed by the speaker)/like thisことこと(koto) (prt) particle indicating a command/particle indicating mild enthusiasm/particle indicating a gentle interrogative/particle used to soften a judgment or conclusionをを(wo) (prt) indicates direct object of action/indicates subject of causative expression/indicates an area traversed/indicates time over which action takes place/indicates point of departure or separation of action/indicates object of desire, like, hate,言ってno dictionary result, likely a conjigated verbno dictionary result, likely a conjigated verbもも(mo) (prt) also/too/words of similar weight/about/as much as/even/more/further/other/again信じno dictionary result, likely a conjigated verbno dictionary result, likely a conjigated verbないない(nai) (aux-adj) not/emphatic suffixだろうだろう(darou) isn't itがが(ga) (prt) indicates sentence subject/indicates possessive/but/however/still/and、、(、) Japanese comma驚く驚く(odoroku) (v5k,vi) to be surprised/to be astonishedなかれなかれ(nakare) (prt) must not/do not。。(。) Japanese period "."
