How to say your explanation won't wash it's too improbable to be true in Japanese
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君君(kun) (pn) you/buddy/pal/monarch/ruler/sovereign/masterのの(no) (prt) indicates possessive/nominalizes verbs and adjectives/substitutes for "ga" in subordinate phrases/indicates a confident conclusion/ indicates emotional emphasis/indicates question説明説明(setsumei) (n,vs,adj-no) explanation/expositionはは(ha) (int) indicating a subject/yes/indeed/well/ha!/what?/huh?/sigh見え見え(mie) (n) show/display/appearance/vanity/charm/attractionすいているとてもno dictionary result, likely a conjigated verbno dictionary result, likely a conjigated verb本当本当(hontou) (ik) truth/reality/actuality/fact/proper/right/correct/official/genuine/authentic/natural/veritableとはとは(toha) (prt) indicates word or phrase being defined思no dictionary result, likely a conjigated verbno dictionary result, likely a conjigated verbええ(e) (int) eh?/eh/ strengthens a question, assertion, etc./used when calling out to someoneないない(nai) (aux-adj) not/emphatic suffixよよ(yo) (num) four
